|A little exercise.|
|And more rest!!!|
Like I said earlier, I've never drank from the toilet and I've never pooped on the carpet. I'm pretty sure I've never cold nosed the Schwann man when he comes to the house, although I do get a little excited seeing him carrying boxes of food to me. I don't think I have ever licked the neighbors on the hand when they have come over to visit. I don't chase Debbie's cats but it sure puts a smile on my face to watch Red Dog do that (please, no one tell Debbie). I don't lick myself but I have licked BBQ rib juice off of my fingers and we all know how much Red Dog like ribs. I've never scooted my bobo across the floor when it itched but Debbie keeps yelling at me to quit scratching myself when walking across the room. We both like to go tinkle out in the back yard but mine is usually under the cloak of darkness. I've never been sprayed by a skunk and have never chased a car unless I left it in drive when I got out of it. I don't eat dog food from a silver bowl but I do like peanut butter Captain Crunch in a breakfast bowl and it looks a little like Red Dogs food. We both let toots and snore but I did that long before Red Dog moved in. We both whine to Debbie when we want something to eat. I've never been smacked with a news paper for having an accident....Oops, no need to go there because I am over fifty. Needless to say we do act alike at times and I guess that theory about the dog acting like his master could have some truth to it. So if you come knocking at our door one of these days and Red Dog answers and offers to shake your hand with me standing behind him barking my head off with multiple "Sonic Woof" don't get worried. It just means Red Dog and I have been spending a lot of time together. LOL. Until the next adventure, God bless you all.